wayvxuxi:

do u ever just naman bwajwo eyez eyez baby (woo) kkul tteoreojige maeilmaeil eyez eyez baby jeo byeolcheoreom (okay) banjagineun ice ice my baby (woo) neoman dameulge yeongweonhi shining (you) shining (you) eyez eyez, eyez, eyez look at my eyez? bc i do

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thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

every night after 10pm my feelings start crawling out, starved, as i beat them with a moderately large stick vigorously hissing “stay back” until i inevitably fall asleep

was i okay

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argumate:

michaelsgambit:

TED DANSON BEING TAUGHT HOW TO DO THE FLOSS IS THE GREATEST THING YOU’LL EVER WATCH.

this isn’t behind the scenes footage, just a shot from the show, right

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dankmemeuniversity:

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50shadesofcanteven:

ruining-the-surprise:

rickdragornson:

badsciencejokes:

Uh

Heavy metals in the what now?

So here’s a Reconstruction of what happened
As you can clearly see, the Heavy Metal inside the child made her attracted to the car. Very Sad

Bruh I didn’t mean to laugh but bitch 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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